
Thank God I’m not single. No, not because it would be sad for me and blah, blah, blah. It’s because I’m terrible at playing the game, and I pity any male who would come in contact with my lack of skillZ.
At a bachelorette party this weekend, we had finagled (yes, I did just look up that word) our way into a “reserved” booth at a bar that thinks it’s chic enough to offer reserved tables.
After trying to inspire a dance party that just wasn’t happening in too-cool-for-school establishment, we started doing the next thing one does at a bachelorette party: talk to dudes. Aaaaand this is where I should have made my exit.
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